captbexx:

Don’t worry! He’s not dead! ^-^

captbexx:

Don’t worry! He’s not dead! ^-^

(Source: mickeymilkovichhhh)

bookahplease:

bookahplease:

image

(Source: camp-camp-camp-it-up)

awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

putins-boyfriend:

tagged/me

putins-boyfriend:

tagged/me

(Source: worstsimpsonspageever)

Comic Con: knock knock
Me: who's there
Comic Con: not you lol
dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

minty-flutters:

Total perfection. They even did the chant

minty-flutters:

Total perfection. They even did the chant

2014 is not a good year to be a teenage girl. The last of the 90’s kids are growing up and we are starting to see the effects of being raised with the Internet. For generations before us, hormonal teenage boys looking for sexy images of women had limited options; they could brave the embarrassment of going to the counter and buying Playboy, they could look through their sister’s Cosmo or they could use their imagination. Porn today has rid itself of the embarrassment-factor by embracing the anonymity of the World Wide Web; Playboy isn’t really considered to be porn anymore, the real stuff lives in your phone, on your laptop, your tablet; it is available anywhere, anytime at the touch of a button. In fact this very website receives a steady stream of hits that result from someone googling some combination of ‘housekeeping porn’ + ‘sex’, ‘lesbian’ and/or ‘rape’. As you read this, somewhere there is an eleven-year-old boy curiously typing ‘porn’ into Google, probably hoping to see some big boobies. Fast forward a couple of years and he is masturbating to a video of a crying woman who is being tied down, simultaneously penetrated by three men, spanked, and being called a whore. Young boys are being de-sensitized to violence and the more they consume, the more abusive, the more graphic the porn has to be to excite them.

Clara Bennathan, Violence, Teenagers, and Gonzo Porn (via cowboybebopandhiscomputer)

(Source: nextyearsgirl)

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

http://cronicallyawesome.tumblr.com/post/92357394570/last-snowfall-geardrops-swanjolras-out-of

last-snowfall:

geardrops:

swanjolras:

out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory

like— kids are pretty smart, y’all. they can see that…

wlntersoldier:

guardians of the galaxy is marvel’s way of weeding out the weak fans

if you can’t handle a talking tree and a raccoon you sure as fuck don’t deserve age of ultron

genalovestoons:

beesmygod:

its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes

We’re like brothers…. only closer.

You mean… this look?  (x)

(Source: metamorphosis2011)